he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
And then he peed in my hair
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