Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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