i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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