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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?

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When you realize that you misspelled realize.

Submitted by fakenbake on Jul 2, 10 at 3:15pm

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- Maybe she's from England? Rumour, colour, realise, etc.?
  
  Submitted by Anon106106 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:49pm
  
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  - she/he's not it's area code 773
    
    Submitted by BigCakes on Jul 2, 10 at 9:41pm
    
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    but that doesn't mean they lived in area code 773 all their life.
    
    Submitted by justbreathe on Jul 5, 10 at 2:08am
    
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- that is exactly what I was going to say!!
  
  Submitted by BlackDahIia on Jul 2, 10 at 8:25pm
  
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The stuff romantic comedies are made of.

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 2, 10 at 3:25pm

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BigCakes - This may blow your mind, but there are English people who move to the US and buy cell phones and text.

Submitted by smokemonster on Jul 3, 10 at 12:19am

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Well, if you're not ashamed of a one night stand, the shame should be on him. It's an embarrassing coincidence and you got played. He cheated on the woman he's going to marry.

Submitted by Garner on Jul 2, 10 at 5:29pm

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Charge more :)

Submitted by apandabear on Jul 2, 10 at 4:00pm

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I'm sure you'll get some great smiles!

Submitted by bigduke6 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:08pm

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773 is Chicago

Submitted by gibsonguitar193 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:11pm

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No shame! Just keep a huge smile on your face the entire time!

Submitted by AntCoveredPizza on Jul 2, 10 at 3:14pm

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Damn maybe u should marry him and say fuck the other broad

Submitted by 317ayers on Jul 2, 10 at 6:13pm

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Probably at the point you realized you spelled realizing wrong.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 12:29am

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Probably at the point when you realize your life is so lame that you post fake texts on a website...

Submitted by sh1thead on Jul 2, 10 at 5:10pm

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- and you read them....
  
  Submitted by BigCakes on Jul 2, 10 at 9:42pm
  
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How far in advance do I have to book you for my wedding?

Submitted by YoullDo on Jul 3, 10 at 10:11am

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coooooooool\nSLUT

Submitted by poop12 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:09pm

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Ah homo love

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 10 at 7:59pm

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Vino, you saucy wench. :)

Submitted by PJZ on Jul 3, 10 at 1:42am

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Is it jus me, or does this seem a lot like the plot from wedding planner? Now all they have to Sonia fall in love. Fail

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 12:11pm

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Score. That is some funny shit

Submitted by barrywalker on Jul 2, 10 at 8:52pm

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Fakenbake- took the words right out of my mouth. It's a US area code.

Submitted by chitowngrl on Jul 4, 10 at 8:22am

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Us men are only as faithful as our options, if a chick throws it on us we will take it.

Submitted by KGP on Jul 2, 10 at 10:05pm

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Me I would say this is a win but whaaateevveeerrrr

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 2, 10 at 3:25pm

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In this case I think you only have to feel shame if you knew he was engaged before you slept with him. Otherwise, it's all on him and unfortunate coincidence.

Submitted by lostinalaska on Sep 5, 12 at 11:09pm

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How about realizing how to spell "realizing"?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 11:55pm

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Or realizing you don't know how to spell realizing.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 9:07pm

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When you cah the check

Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jul 3, 10 at 2:18am

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I love all the "you spell realising wrong" comments. England and Australia among other countries use 'S' in a few places Americans use 'Z'. \nNo big deal.

Submitted by ChloeLea on Jul 3, 10 at 10:39am

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Or dumbasses she's from England but MOVED to the states. Duh.

Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jul 3, 10 at 1:42am

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Submitted by fakenbake on Jul 2, 10 at 3:15pm

Submitted by Anon106106 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:49pm

Submitted by BigCakes on Jul 2, 10 at 9:41pm

Submitted by justbreathe on Jul 5, 10 at 2:08am

Submitted by BlackDahIia on Jul 2, 10 at 8:25pm

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 2, 10 at 3:25pm

Submitted by smokemonster on Jul 3, 10 at 12:19am

Submitted by Garner on Jul 2, 10 at 5:29pm

Submitted by apandabear on Jul 2, 10 at 4:00pm

Submitted by bigduke6 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:08pm

Submitted by gibsonguitar193 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:11pm

Submitted by AntCoveredPizza on Jul 2, 10 at 3:14pm

Submitted by 317ayers on Jul 2, 10 at 6:13pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 10 at 12:29am

Submitted by sh1thead on Jul 2, 10 at 5:10pm

Submitted by BigCakes on Jul 2, 10 at 9:42pm

Submitted by YoullDo on Jul 3, 10 at 10:11am

Submitted by poop12 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:09pm

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 10 at 7:59pm

Submitted by PJZ on Jul 3, 10 at 1:42am

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 12:11pm

Submitted by barrywalker on Jul 2, 10 at 8:52pm

Submitted by chitowngrl on Jul 4, 10 at 8:22am

Submitted by KGP on Jul 2, 10 at 10:05pm

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 2, 10 at 3:25pm

Submitted by lostinalaska on Sep 5, 12 at 11:09pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 11:55pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 9:07pm

Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jul 3, 10 at 2:18am

Submitted by ChloeLea on Jul 3, 10 at 10:39am

Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jul 3, 10 at 1:42am

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