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  I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.

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• little extra sauce on your taco...nice....

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 22, 10 at 3:08pm

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• I would say only in Dallas, but that would probably be a lie...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:41am

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• 2:27. At least they are better than those "that drunk," "that high," and the walk of shame texts.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:37pm

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• Oh god. Don't tell me we are going to start seeing "I love college" in every text again.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:27pm

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• I can attest to the badness at least. I once fingered a girl after eating BWW Blazin' wings and not washing my hands enough. It did not end well for her...

  Submitted by javacodeguy on Feb 23, 10 at 8:55am

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• In USA, Mexican guy steals job and gets a cap popped in his ass.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:18pm

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• 214 only In dallas

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:36pm

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• I hate college

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:20pm

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• I love college. Only here can I spend days making up shitty texts that the dumbass mods at tfln will approve.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:26pm

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• In Soviet Russia, pussy puts hot sauce on you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:45pm

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• Man black people put hot sauce on everything

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:38am

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• Ok definitely know this one is fake. Girls wouldn't say that. Lame.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:07pm

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  • not true.\nthose exact words have come out of my mouth before.\nunfortunately...

    Submitted by catastrophe on Feb 22, 10 at 3:12pm

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• Hahahha so true

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 5:12pm

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• Would've been better without the I love college punch line...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:58am

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• First!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:16pm

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• Wow!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:24pm

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• tasty

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:10pm

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• who cares that your first?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:18pm

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• Or the insufferable "trashy or class?" texts.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:38pm

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• ah that blows!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 2:21pm

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• Why would an idea like that ever cross the mind of someone who actually got in to college....I mean, I know the bar isn't exactly set high for getting into college, but come on

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:56pm

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• Wow she really does put Franks red hot sauce on everything!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:13am

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• Yea Dallas that's how we roll!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:23pm

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• Maybe "I love jr high" will be next

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:56pm

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• Girls don't say man like that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:19am

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• The sexy pineapple was here!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:05pm

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• Shitty reflection on DFW.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 10:32pm

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• Even her fish taco

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:13am

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• Ur a fucking liar

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:15pm

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• This is just lame. And totally not real.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:18pm

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• Ow!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:50pm

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• Can you hear Raux at myspace.com/rauxmusic cause that's my new FAV band!! I'm telling every1!! Tell ur friends bitches!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:07pm

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• In México, soviet russian Guys suck everyones ball or pussies, so, soviet russia guy, stfu no one lijes you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:04pm

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• Umm wow nlggrs trying to spice it up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:45pm

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