Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
is it fun? or sober?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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