Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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