Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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