But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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