She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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