Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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