Revenge is a dish best served cold. Wait til she's older or really drunk and she pisses herself. Take a picture and post it on FB under the title "My not-so-continent mom." Nothing says "I love you" like humiliation and loss of respect.
Submitted by
enormoustard
on Aug 11, 11 at 12:34pm
That's OK, because I just posted a pic of Mom in her curlers and flip-flops sitting at the nickel-slot with a cigarette butt hanging from her lip, holding a half-empty, watered-down rum-n-coke, with her arm around some toothless dude that she met at the bus stop, in my "My never-around-when-I-needed-her" album.
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