Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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