ok, im sorry but i seriously hate the fact that people seem to think its ok to write a god damn autobiography on this site...i dont care if you were bulimic in high school or if you have daddy issues, this site is supposed to be funny..take your issues to your psychiatrist...oh and i guess fat chicks are ok too
Okay so making fun of overweight people is okay? So that gives people the right to make fun of some based on race, religion, sexual orientation, etc.? Trust me, I don't enjoy these bios any more than you do, but really...fat or skinny, still a person. No shit you idiot, we are all aware this site is supposed to be funny, but being funny and bashing people for a stupid reason are two very different things.
11:40 oh yea i just love food with the taste of stomach acid on it!!! Throwing up is just like shitting, you feel empty after!
I don't get why people judge how fat another person by what size they wear. If your 4' and a size 6 your fat, if your 5'7 and a size 6 your skinny, really it depends on height, bone structure, and what looks good on the persons frame.
Never asked anyone to feel sorry for me. Is that all you think overweight people do? Eat and want people to feel sorry for them? You are one close-minded, immature asshole. And as for those of you who say fat people aren't real people are clearly ignorant. Either that or it was a failed attempt at humor. We came out of the womb, just like you did. We live and breathe the same air you do. Get over yourselves.
Didn't Marilyn Monroe peak at size 16 (this would translate to a size 10 in modern times)?
Besides which, standards of beauty always change.
Attractive women in the Renaissance were always quite corpulent.
I'm just saying that you can't sit here and expect people to take you seriously ... I never said it isnt wrong to bash fat people. I'm just saying don't waste your time on here and get all upset when people make fun of you.
A woman 5'6" who weighs 130lbs (perfect height/weight proportion) woudl wear an 8 or 10 depending on bone structure... Men and women need to be realistic, and also understand that those thicker girls know what they are doing :-)
The average size woman in this country is a size 14! A size 6 is definitely not fat! Real men like women with a little meat on their bones anyway! And real women have curves!
I am thinking that most of, or all the guys who insult size 6 or 8 women, are ginormous themselves so that's how they are making themselves feel better!!! And nooo, I am not fat!!!
The good thing about being fat (or a size 6) is that you can lose that weight.
Nothing is gonna make your dick bigger, you lightswitch motherfuckers.
Suck it, 11:05.
6:40 none of them are here anymore because they're not a losers trying to prove a point on a TFLN thread. And it's very apparent how intelligent you think you are. Now go hit some of that chub you're so fond of and move on.
what we have been trying to say is trying to get people to not make fun of a fat person on tfln is like trying to get you out of the bakery.. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
who ever keeps talking about the "average size" of the nation...
you keep missing one MINOR detail......
more then 50% of the country is overweight...
so that means a 14 is FAT!!!!
@ 3:30 #2 - you don't know their life. Hell for all you know they could have just gotten home from running, working out at the gym, whatever. Get the facts before you talk shit...just saying.
ok everyone... why is everyone taking the time out of our lives to argue on here? Winning an argument on TFLN is like winning the special olympics.. you won! but you're still retarded.
hahaha wow.
people need to stop getting all touchy about this subject. this text was supposed to be funny.. but all of you people just go and ruin it .. and I don't think a size 6 is fat, but what 2:02 said was fucking hilarious.
12:31, not really, i'm 6'3" and i weigh 155 lbs, and i can eat 5 plates at golden coral then get dessert and then eat an over cooked almost shoe leather quality steak for the real dessert, it's all about how your body processes fats and carbohydrates, not about how much of them you shove in your face
dear people that are writing big long explanations to defend fat people,
no no no. please do not waste your time on this website trying to give us your testimony and thoughts on life. no one will take you seriously NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. this is supposed to be a funny website, so people are gonna sit here and laugh at you no matter how great of a point you make. just sayin.
Wow you people have a warped sense of reality. "Real man" this and "real woman" that. A woman is a woman, fat or skinny, just like a man is a man, whether his dick is big or little. It all just depends on a person's preference.
expecting every girl to be a size 2 is unrealistic. real men like curves not prepubescent stick figures. i like tits and ass not mosquito bites on an ironing board. fuck.
12:04 don't worry about it, those guys are immature anyway. If they can't appreciate someone who isn't anorexic, then that's their loss. I think big girls are sexier anyway, and I'm not alone!!.
does it occur to any of you that the same girl isn't always the exact same size? like, depending on the cut of the clothing, a "size 2" could really end up wearing a size 4 or a size 6, or a "size 4" could really end up wearing a size 8?
4:34 Obviously you have a warped sense of reality and what "real men" want. But hey keep truckin' with your ho-ho's and Ding Dong's and you will make a great black man's baby mama shortly!! ONE LOVE BABY!!!!
lets go hoggin, rules are as follows:
she must weigh a min of 200
preferably wearing tight clothing
fattest chick wins
we all must ride home in the same vehicle
Thats terrible, 11:05 (both) Seriously, its guys like you two that make young girls feel bad about themselves because they arent a size 2. You're ridiculous and obviously very immature.
Some of the models for Lane Bryant are pretty proportionate, actually - maybe they wear size 14 or 16 but they've gotta be over 5'10" because they have some serious hourglass figures. I have a cousin who's a size 6 but she's chubby and has a paunchy stomach. Those models might be plus size but they're still more streamlined than her.
and this is the reason I don't date anymore. too many men are freaking pigs. hell..they make fun of me for having a freakin seizure and I nearly died. they think that shit is funny. men are pigs. yet they talk trash about overweight women!
haha! look what this dumb post started. get the fuck over yourself you immature pieces of shit. fat people are always gonna be here and if you can't except it you've got more tool in you than my father's garage. jones outtt
Most of u are ignorant fucks period. Women are beautiful regardless and if ur judging full character upon weight u have a LOT to learn~ Grow the fuck up u lil bitches!!! Young gurls should not have to worry bout idiots like u lame mother fuckers!!!
No, 12:20 #2...you need to re-word that to "stupid little boys" don't care".
However, females who struggle with their image because of no-dick curs like you DO care, and can benefit from knowing they're not alone. If one person (male or female) with aan eating disorder takes solace, it's worth all the bullshit I take from sanious middens like yourself.
give me curves not bones, besides, i think all you guys who only like small, skinny chicks have small, skinny dicks and know you can't please a real woman
11:48 c - If you put some of that aggression into working out instead of posting dumb shit you wouldn't be a fat ass, and therefore wouldn't worry about arrogant assholes.
Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful'
Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke I'm on my knees
Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful'
You take your skinny girls
Feel like I'm gonna die
'Cause a real woman
Needs a real man here's why
You take your girl
And multiply her by four
Now a whole lot of woman
Needs a whole lot more
6'6'' and less than a buck 80, no wonder he fucks fatties. That's all he can get, so now he's trained himself to like them. You think a size 2 chick is ''kinda gross'', you checked a fucking mirror buddy?
You are all such arrogant assholes. But, its ok because when you do finally grow the fuck up, Karma is gonna stomp all over you. You'll end up fat, bald and alone. Because that stick figure barbie doll you've drooled all over will finally get sick of your shit.
11:48.. or that stick figure barbie doll will have blown up after squeezing out a few kids. Face it, at least with a fluffy chick you know what you are getting into and thats the worst it can be. Those size 2's are just waiting for the ring and no prenup then BOOM they blow up and dont put out.
PS 4:58 I was saying that the GUY was insecure, not you. But you certainly seem eager to tell the world about your NO INSECURITIES/NOPE NOT HERE/PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME! don't worry hon, you'll grow into a big girl body someday... maybe after grade 10
3:33 Go for a run then and lose the weight like normal people!! Quit bitching you aren't going to win this arguement I myself lost 80 pounds by dieting and exercise so you have no sympathy from me!! And I apologize I'm not an expert on Gastric Bypass like you are there tubby!!
This is a good thing for you. Your brother is going to be a great wingman! When he is old enough to take to the bar, he will work on the chubby chick while you get her hot friend. Be nice to him. build that rapport and friendship now! It'll pay off.
no.. size six IS fat... 2's and 4's are nice. I admit, I've stabbed a few 6's, 8's, and maybe even a ten; but sometime you gotta lay down a bunt to get out of slump.
Suck it fatties!
wow really guys, more than 260 posts, this is quite a pathetic flame, plus everyone knows that spinal tap put it best when they said "the looser the waste band, the deeper the quicksand"
maybe if you utilized some of the time and energy you waste telling people how shitty they are for making fun of you. Go for a walk, put the pastry down, hop on a bike. Crying will not help you lose the weight
Seriously all the fatties write biographies, I don't get it, you're still fat and we still don't give a damn.. Go back to your twinkies and move on DAYYUM!!!
This site is like a car crash. You want to look away, but you can't. I've lost brain cells reading this thread.
People are what they are. Don't hate. It's a waste of time.
mmmmmmmmm toast
sometimes you have to trade them in for a newer model, when you wake up and that sports car you bought 10 years ago turns into a 15 passenger van, its time to go find a new sports car
I was hospitalized with anorexia at a size 6. I'm a professional dancer (theatrical) at a size 8 and have to weigh in every week for my job as a part of my contract. I challenge you to find an ounce of fat on me.
It depends on the frame and height of the woman, not the number.
3:13 - Agreed. People are gonna laugh at you on this site no matter how logical and correct your statement is. Sorry, but please leave... or suck it up and laugh with the rest of us.
3:13AM - "You used to be a fat person where do you get the right to judge?"
Where did anyone get the right to judge other people?
If you don't like fat chicks, then don't have sex with them, more for me!
it's not guys faults that young girls have a bad opinion of themselves...maybe if they had better female role models than some of the ho-bags on here....
As far as gastric bypass is concerned, you have to weigh a certain amount over what is healthy to even qualify for a gastric bypass. But a lot of the people you may consider "fat" are only 20-30 pounds over what's healthy. Therefore, they wouldn't be able to get a gastric bypass. Go read a book.
Hear ye! Hear ye!
Okay, if a real woman is a size 8-12 as people say on this post then great, real women are size 8-12. However, who says that real is best?
-777
4:10 I got through half this thread and thought the same thing. They get so pissed and say the guys are immature for calling them names, then they call thin girls names. Being overweight is actually not a 'minority'. They're just hypocrites.
lol you shallow pricks can have your skeletor women and insecurities... real men like a real woman with a little meat on her bones.
The 'scared of food' look is so 1999
most girls i know who think of themselves as being "average" body types are fat. even thick = fat, for girls. as a smart person (Peter Griffin) once said, "fat men arent fat, louis. only fat women are fat." haha
PS - im 5'10" 160 so no im not fat
5:46 Straight out of a psych text on my shelf: "Generally people who are so passionately against a type of person, are worried that they are one themselves." I'm fine with what I see in the mirror... maybe you should check out yourself, John Candy
Size and weight aren't very reliable indicators of an attractive physique; IT'S BODY STRUCTURE.
I'm 5'4", 109 pounds, and I have worn clothes varying from size 3 - size 7.
Now, based on this information, you could hardly imagine my body shape (excepting, perhaps, the fact that obesity is a non-issue).
fat has invaded you ladies' heads. Way to play into our hands fatties.
Women fuck fat dudes all the time, as long as your wallet matches your belly, you are good because all women are inherently gold digging whores.
4:38, I am a MAN, not a woman. And to say that I am fat is laughable, I'm 6'6" and weigh less than 180; scrawny as hell. Maybe someday you will learn to think... and then do so BEFORE you speak.
Now run along and see if you can find some sort of self-validation to get you through today. Maybe you could kick a puppy?
4:34/4:57/5:18/douche with no life maybe you'd weigh more if you'd stop fucking fat cunts that eat all your food. 4:58 I think your hot I'd turn you around and fuck the shit outta you without fear of being eaten afterward.
4:34/4:57 here again.. WBLMAOIOIHO (would be laughing my arse off if only I had one)
4:58 - you are not even a real person yet, don't talk to me
geez you people are eager to fight. Alls I'm saying here is that girls with bones sticking out everywhere (I'm looking at you, size two 4:58... but still don't talk to me) are kinda gross. What ever happened to girls with curves and ACTUAL butts? Besides... more cushion for pushin'
This is awesome. Dudes will fuck anything, lol. what the hell does it matter. im fat and this shit is hilarious. i have 5 brothers and if i would have been skinny i wouldnt have made it out. Dont get me wrong, this shit is TERRIBLE. but alas, it is funny lol
oh honey, u expect too much from men - get your emotional support from your girlfriends, and let your man please u in the sack and mow the lawn...happiness
I normally ignore these posts, because face it, most of the bashers on here are 15 year old boys who can't get laid if they tried... But to say a size 6 is fat? Seriously? I wear a size 6 and I'm sorry but I have a great body
go to the store and grab a size 4 pair of jeans and size 6... There is like no difference.
also to the person way up who was making fun of fat people because they lost 80lbs... You used to be a fat person where do you get the right to judge?
1105- just remember this. when you are 40 , fat and bald wondering why you arent getting any action.....its because karma is a bitch...and ull learn to appreciate women for who they are not what size they are...your a sick bastard.
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