Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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