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  • Or was it my penis doesn't like her as much as it likes Mother... either way we didn't do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:28pm
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  • I know this may seem ironic because i am posting a comment but do you all have anything else to do do than bitch and scrutinize these texts that are put on this website for pure entertainment? Stop being assholes just because your bored with your own lives. You all totally turned me off to this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:40pm
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  • I think it's worded very well...I've experienced the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:53am
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  • If your penis doesnt like pussy, unless she is a 300lbs cow then you are a faaaagg. My penis will fuck your girlfriend and your mom at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:28am
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  • Ha, the phrases "my penis" and "my mother" shouldn't be used in the same sentence...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:14am
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  • Wow. I think we've all been there before. Sometimes your dick's tiny little pee pee heart just isn't in it. Maybe it's for the better if your dick can't even stoop to the level that your dirty mind can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:30am
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  • High schoolers should keep their texts off this site, they make it suck. Just like they ruined Facebook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:29pm
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  • Mother and penis should never be in the same sentence no matter what you're talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:22am
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  • I love how when people comment they refer to their dick like it's a different person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:10pm
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  • 9:12 is so right. . . Unless you are in ArKansas.... Incest is the best! Put your family to the test!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:26pm
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  • Funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:14am
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  • 5th

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:16am
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  • Uhhhh what the fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:07am
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  • Bummer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:18am
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  • Wow talk about erectile distinction. You should go see a doctor about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:59am
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  • Lol nice. Weird wording. 1st

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:03am
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