Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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to pull the condom outa your ass, duh. did he forget to tell you it fell off? oh well.
You went to bed holding a wiener?
To prevent anyone from asking for a handjob
Why did you go to sleep holding salad tongs...?
You had a battle with salad fingers last night and those were your weapons
my area code, lol
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