How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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