Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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