When I was in high school, I tried to date a Christian girl. One night I ate her out. The next day she was buying pregnancy tests because she thought that "sex act" was enough for God to make her pregnant.
As bad as Christian girls are about cherry popping, the boys are worse. Nothing as bad as some Baptist preacher's son weeping because god's gonna get him for the blowjob he just begged for and got.
I popped a Nazerine guy in college. Just random hook up after class one day. He shows up the following morning with his mother because he thought we should now get married.
Mmm, I would love to meet a extremely religious virgin girl or guy. Either way, I am going to make them feel guilty and shameful.. And my own needs would be met just corrupting them.
im mormon..im not a virgin anymore thanks to my first gf..and we slept together all the time after it until i broke up with her because she was a bitch..and i dont try to convert anyone..way to generalize ya dumb bitch...also a catholic priest wannabe would probably be the worst..or a nun wannabe
11:42 & 11:49, I used to be that Cristian virgin boy, till I went to college and met a girl who set me free. I remember being in high school and going to parties with my friends, not drinking, and turning girls down. If i could go back, hand my young self a joint and a bottle of whiskey, and tell him to bang as many high school chicks as he can, while he still can.
12:37...mostly correct. The Bible actually says you should only lay with one person for life. It does not say it has to be with your spouse, or that you have to wait until after marriage. Marriage used to guarantee (theoretically) that an individual will only have sex for one person for life. Of course, with infidelity and divorce...this isn't actually true.
9:53 you are retarded. break would be correct as in breaking a rule. lose would only fit if he converted her or actually made her nonreligious ? which I truly doubt.
To tell you the truth people, I think it'd be pretty cool if a guy and girl got married and were virgins. Fuck what you immediate-pleasure people say. I do think it would be cool.
sounds like my ex. he's all about ruining 16-year-old girls. but only the ones that go to church. that way his church thinks he's being a good boy because the girl is too ashamed to tell anyone.
It actually make sense. THINK about it. In Christianity you are not supposed to sleep with anyone but your husband, and that is after you marry. SO she lost her v card, and broke a rule in the Bible. Who needs rules anyway. Funny post 423
wait.. obviously the people that are saying they've had "the worst" experience with virgins... have never dated a mormon. god awful. you want to have sex and they want to convert you. it's a baaad deal all around
10:09 - You do realize that 9:53 was talking about the song "losing my religion" right? The first couple posts asked if the chick had that song in her head since she "broke her religion" and 9:53 was being way too literal about the word usage to take a joke.
LOOK WHAT YOU DID MY RELIGION IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR NOW GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT YOU TOUCH ANYTHING WITHOUT BREKING IT THESE WERE NEW JEANS TOO FUCK MAN I CANT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE CAN I
Nothing beats a Catholic boy. Especially one who wants to be a priest! They won't even let you give them a BJ! Then they get upset over the handjob. Then they get pissed when you sleep with someone else and dump them. Five years later they get over it and join the seminary.
The only Baptist preacher's son I knew was a child molester. He was also the youth pastor.
Gotta love Christianity! Chalk full of awesome people! (if by awesome I mean pussies and sexual predators, which I do)
If you are not a virgin don't have sex with someone who is! It won't be enjoyable if the guy lasts less than a minute or if the girl is screaming "OW!OW!".
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