She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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Hey John, have you met random drunk girl who hooked up with your roommate last summer?
Bitch. You need a new wing girl.
its probably easier to list the ones you haven't fucked
Ahh the town bicycle where would the town be without you
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