Christians are straight up FREAKS
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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