nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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