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Don't EVER smell your tampon

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I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

Submitted by broslikethissite on May 7, 10 at 7:38pm

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- Bleeding for a full seven days isn't exactly common.
  
  Submitted by CsM on May 10, 10 at 5:06pm
  
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I doubt whoever received this text needed that advice.

Submitted by laurenmichelle on May 7, 10 at 7:30pm

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Who would vote this a good night?

Submitted by crazedkoala on May 7, 10 at 7:11pm

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No shit, Sherlock...why would you THINK to DO that?!

Submitted by heavenfrog23 on May 7, 10 at 7:06pm

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I can smell your cunt Clarice

Submitted by klangford on May 7, 10 at 7:32pm

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That's fucking disgusting.

Submitted by RazzleRack on May 7, 10 at 7:16pm

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i just threw up a little.

Submitted by bamboobanga on May 7, 10 at 7:07pm

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- lmao me too xD
  
  Submitted by ShelbyXADHD on May 30, 10 at 1:03pm
  
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Thanks for the tip, that was a close one!

Submitted by leadbelly on May 7, 10 at 8:16pm

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Nasty nasty nasty

Submitted by virus on May 7, 10 at 8:06pm

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worst night ever

Submitted by Premeau on May 7, 10 at 7:31pm

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, um this should be a given, duh!

Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 7:23pm

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Lolol omg WTF????

Submitted by tenderoniugot2b on May 7, 10 at 7:32pm

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I bet at least 30% of the females reading this will smell their tampon next time they have their period..

Submitted by muahahaha on May 8, 10 at 12:44am

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- only 30%?
  
  Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:20pm
  
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Gotta be nasty skank. No one would do that, other than trailer trash. Congrats. Skank of the Year goes to you.

Submitted by bamorris on May 7, 10 at 8:53pm

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There are some things one keeps to themselves

Submitted by 897 on May 7, 10 at 7:44pm

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Pennies and ravioli :)

Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 9:15pm

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Why in gods name would you do that? that's fricken sick as hell

Submitted by dawnvich on May 9, 10 at 3:22pm

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Why did everyone automatically assume it was a used tampon? Those things smell pretty gross before too.

Submitted by purpleispretty on May 7, 10 at 8:56pm

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- used or unused smelling a tampon is just not a good idea
  
  Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 7:24pm
  
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She couldve been before it has been inside you.

Submitted by purpleispretty on May 7, 10 at 7:43pm

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Aaaaaahahhahahahahaha

Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 8:04pm

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you don't even need to make an effort to smell it the aroma just overtakes the area you're in when said tampon is removed tehe

Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 1:21am

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Nasty

Submitted by Megzii on May 8, 10 at 11:09am

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thats fuck en sick even I wouldn't do that and I do crazy shit

Submitted by TITTYROX on May 7, 10 at 9:35pm

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why would anyone ever send this text

Submitted by hubertchosenburg on May 10, 10 at 1:52am

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Yup...Just threw up in my mouth

Submitted by _party_ on Jun 5, 10 at 3:23am

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Why would you do that anyway?

Submitted by Krusty_Tharton on May 7, 10 at 7:44pm

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OMG! It only smells bad if you got bad pussy!

Submitted by hootch on May 7, 10 at 11:19pm

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No muahahahha I will not.

Submitted by shawty101 on May 8, 10 at 1:32am

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Lol 1:14

Submitted by musicman11 on May 8, 10 at 11:58pm

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Why would you do that? WTF!! Diiiiirty

Submitted by slippyfist on May 7, 10 at 8:24pm

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O rly? Thnx fir stating the obvious

Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 10 at 11:47pm

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Don't taste it either. But do I really need to say that? You know not to taste it right?

Submitted by richp on May 8, 10 at 3:26am

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why would anyone ever send this text? did you expect it to smell like fucking flowers?

Submitted by hubertchosenburg on May 10, 10 at 1:53am

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LOL 8:45 what a douche...maybeee just maybe, she smelt it after she pulled it out? it's pretty impossible to smell your own vag..

Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 12:49pm

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Bet she was from Marina. Such a classy part of Monterey county...

Submitted by anonymouseketeer on Jul 25, 12 at 4:18am

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Oops. Cut out one of the disgustings. Lol I know if I didn't some grammar police would.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 11:32pm

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why the hell would you even think that that would be a good idea?!

Submitted by danielleannx33 on May 8, 10 at 8:12pm

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All of the disgusting TFLN that are disgusting never actually get liked.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 11:31pm

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Are you twelve or something?

Submitted by Michguy on May 7, 10 at 9:09pm

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Fucking nasty!

Submitted by ginger510 on May 7, 10 at 8:59pm

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@purpleispretty : because she said "YOUR tampon" not "A tampon"

Submitted by mae on May 9, 10 at 12:18am

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This is SOOO SOOO disgusting!!!! Why would anyone do that, let alone tell someone else about it? Yuck!!!

Submitted by littlemissy on May 7, 10 at 7:07pm

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Um... unused tampons dont smell good before you stick them up there. You cant be sure it was used

Submitted by AnimeBabe on May 7, 10 at 10:08pm

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In Soviet Russia, tampon smells you!

Submitted by Soviet_Russiaa on May 7, 10 at 8:57pm

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- that sucked. people killed my joke
  
  Submitted by SovietRussian on May 7, 10 at 9:28pm
  
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  - Nah, it was dead before you told it the first time. Sorry.
    
    Submitted by zealous on May 8, 10 at 1:10am
    
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Eww. Bloody vag.

Submitted by godlessBJ on May 7, 10 at 7:20pm

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how does this get posted..

Submitted by ifzombiesattack on May 7, 10 at 7:25pm

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Apparently there's a story about the Mongrel gang in New Zealand.. One of their members raped a girl in a bar AND ate her used tampon after. Fuckin gross

Submitted by fye_slamma on May 12, 10 at 12:02pm

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And a Monterey area code, way to keep it classy... I guess it could be salinas or Santa Cruz too...either way, way to represent...

Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 7:24pm

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One of those things that goes without saying

Submitted by BonerSoup on May 30, 10 at 2:27am

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I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Submitted by Smartass on May 8, 10 at 12:04am

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You're such a fucking dumbass.

Submitted by snickl3friitz on May 18, 10 at 3:47pm

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Wasn't planning on it.

Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 18, 10 at 10:38pm

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0_____o

Submitted by mousehellsing on May 7, 10 at 11:24pm

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Why does everyone automatically assume it was a used tampon???? They smell like burnt rubber before they're used.

Submitted by purpleispretty on May 8, 10 at 12:12pm

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Nothin like the fresh smell of vag blood in the mornin' (:

Submitted by bry0105 on May 7, 10 at 11:16pm

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hahahaahahahahahaha

Submitted by siaaaxox on May 7, 10 at 7:54pm

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 18, 10 at 10:12am

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Must've smelt like roses!

Submitted by Hobo888 on May 10, 10 at 7:36pm

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why the fuck.

Submitted by uneed2calmdown on May 9, 10 at 8:02pm

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Yeah Monterey bay, keeping it classy!! This is sick

Submitted by Tinkrrbel24 on May 7, 10 at 11:27pm

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Dear god

Submitted by jez89 on May 8, 10 at 1:07am

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Lauren welsh wrote this, clap of the vag and mouth (don't smell her breath either

Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 9:49pm

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That's just wrong on so many levels.

Submitted by x1592 on May 8, 10 at 3:08pm

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I knew Santa Cruz was dirty but, DAMN!

Submitted by MsNissa on May 7, 10 at 7:53pm

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Ummm...yeah...common sense is no longer standard on the human being.

Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:11pm

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FAIL!

Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:15pm

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It smells like fish

Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on May 8, 10 at 8:40pm

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Caught you Smelling it!!!

Submitted by HungryVampire1 on May 8, 10 at 10:28am

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C'mon nobody has ever wondered?? Hmmmm what dose my tampon smell like? Hmm let me just stick my own nose up my crotch and find out. She should get credit for such flexibility.\nI'm going to give her a 7.

Submitted by alykat38 on May 8, 10 at 8:45am

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Why would someone smell a tampon? o.O

Submitted by auntbee on May 8, 10 at 12:36am

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by Anonymous012 on May 7, 10 at 8:00pm

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Why would you ever text someone this..clearly you are the only nasty bitch that would ever think "gee I wonder what my tampon smells like"...

Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 7:36pm

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... One from my area code... And this is the shit... FML...

Submitted by pichu180 on May 8, 10 at 4:23am

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You nasty cunt!

Submitted by IrishDancer on May 7, 10 at 7:16pm

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How bored ARE you? Dear lord...

Submitted by photofilly31 on May 7, 10 at 7:45pm

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Wow my own period disgusts me. Other peoples makes me want to vomit. I gotta\nGive her props for even tryin that shit. I'd be grossed out just looking at it up close.

Submitted by effyewseekay on May 7, 10 at 8:11pm

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- your own body grosses you out. congratulations, you have issues.
  
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omg i am literally lmao right now..mostly because of the comments

Submitted by Jamielette on May 11, 10 at 11:13pm

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 10 at 7:03pm

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Your about as sharp as a marble! No one smells something bloody that came out your vag!

Submitted by summer69 on May 7, 10 at 7:20pm

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