Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize
