Did you know that some places in other states are "dry regions" because they don't have any bars or sell alcohol. I think it's crazy sincei've lived in WI my whole life where there's bars around every corner. From Eau Claire!
Wisconsion law is that you can't buy liquor BEFORE 9am or AFTER 9pm.
so, that guy was going to be waiting for an hour and four minutes, not four minutes.
YESSS.... Sheboygan is where it's at. Gotta love all the crazy f**k ups here. We hard core partiers, if we can handle Milwaukee Best Light, a.k.a. Da Beast, we can handle and outdrink any state flatout. I demand challengers to step up
uhhh thats not enough to love wisconsin, thats actually the rule in quite a few states, all of which are better than wisconsin.....been there once, and never again never been more bored in my life
this TFLN is probably from someone that knows the drunkies in wisconny are such drunks that they WOULD be waiting around to buy booze at 8 AM, which is why it isnt that terrible that they include how they love shitsconsin.
they only stop selling at 9 in cities. in madison you can go to vic pierce until 12.
true: 1:43 AM. if you are from madison, you don't call it that
true: 4:26
i'm from this area code...and it doesn't surprise me, hahaha
gotta love wisconsin. when i'm in school in mn, we go 'across the bridge' to wi to get alcohol, cheaper and later at night
haha if they are real texts from one person to another, they are not "showing off" their town or state. if they're just making sh!t up to post and include their town, i can see it being annoying.
if you've never found your self running to that special gas station at 9pm and leaving with more booze than you can carry you don't belong in Wisconsin
@2:46 - no, but that's really probably a very good thing. the idea of a liquor shop being open here at 10 or 11pm on a friday or saturday night is terrifying.
I dunno why people all think it's weird that you can buy diet coke and vodka at the same place--the grocery store in my town (WI obviously) sells vodka.
gotta love the 920.. my small town is unicorporated with a post office, gas station, and 3 bars on the same block. it doesnt get any better! not to mention i can drive 5 min to oshkosh where there is a shit ton more of bars! SLOSHKOSH!
in Lake Geneva we used to wait till it was "late enough" to buy beer-- then order food with beer delivered-- think it was from the deli/convenience store round the corner from Popeyes-- who the hell remembers? Kids-- stop drinking and using cocaine all night! It only leads to more drinking and cocaine! had we been able to walk or drive to the store to buy the beer ourselves, we wouldn't have wasted money on FOOD we didn't need or want!
yea im from wisconsin... the only thing wrong with this text is that its vodka and not beer... beer is just so much better... and around my place you can buy beer till midnight. so no worries... and if all else fails.... steal it from a country gas station. hhahahah GO WISCONSIN! WOO BEER AND CHEESE!
Im from madison and i call it madtown all the time... lol and i know a lot of people that do.
I think people have this false perception of wisconsin unitl they actually live here. I love madison more than any other city... except the winters those suck.
I work at a grocery store in WI and this happens all the time. Me:Sorry sir, it isn't 8 yet. Already drunk guy: You mean I can't get this yet? Me: No. Guy: Fuck.
haha Milwaukee is probably the best thing to happen to the midwest in the summers. Milwaukee was also voted the drunkest city in the US...a-bars every night and if anyone needs a little hint as to where to get beer after 9 here, the P-Falc...figure it out...in riverwest has a cooler in the back that you can load up on until midnight.
I feel sorry for those who live in states that don't sell liquor or beer on Sundays, because Sunday's are the best day to drink! Nothing beats spending Sunday Funday at the local hick joints!
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