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  • At that point you should have given new meaning to the word "chew-bacca" and told him the rest of the night he was gonna be "han-d solo" because he just cock blocked himself from getting "leia'ed". Which is unfortunate because you were going to let him "force" his "lightsaber" into your "darkside".

    Submitted by schlock on Sep 22, 10 at 2:20pm
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  • Either you aren't that great at giving head or he is just that obsessed with Star Wars. Either way, I am sorry.

    Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Sep 22, 10 at 2:16pm
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  • Schlock that's probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

    Submitted by tukabar420 on Sep 22, 10 at 4:14pm
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  • Schlock.... You sir are full of win.

    Submitted by terminator on Sep 22, 10 at 7:21pm
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  • i was gonna comment, then i got mesmerized by schlock's comment

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Sep 22, 10 at 11:15pm
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  • your head game must suck

    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Sep 22, 10 at 2:21pm
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  • WTF is wrong with Star Wars!?

    Submitted by Jonesy14 on Sep 22, 10 at 9:01pm
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  • star wars is the shit tho...

    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Sep 22, 10 at 4:48pm
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  • Oh hey Penny what are you doing out side of the big bang theory?

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Sep 23, 10 at 9:52am
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  • Schlock-Well played my friend. Couldn't have said it any better.

    Submitted by BondDaddy on Sep 22, 10 at 6:38pm
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  • The dudes obviously into starwars

    Submitted by renagage on Sep 23, 10 at 1:10pm
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  • Damn straight jplush. My gf is from LI and she can get me to shut up about COD whenever she wants to

    Submitted by fogitnozzel on Sep 22, 10 at 2:43pm
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  • He was wishing u were Luke

    Submitted by pike1346 on Sep 23, 10 at 10:17am
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  • @Jonsey 14 The thing wrong with Star Wars is you shouldn't be talking about while you're getting head.

    Submitted by sk8rpnk96 on Oct 8, 10 at 8:57am
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  • Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

    Submitted by RodFarva on Sep 23, 10 at 12:47am
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  • Shit, I wish my boyfriend would do that. >.< I love Star Wars and hearing about it might distract me from his dick smelling like applesauce.

    Submitted by KerbiiKhan on Sep 22, 10 at 3:54pm
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    • next time use a baby wipe and rub him down. he might get the hint! But at least he doesn't small like moldy cheese?

      Submitted by Maynecat on Sep 22, 10 at 6:47pm
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  • What if the person saying this is a guy...? Just saying.

    Submitted by Gummy94 on Oct 13, 10 at 7:28pm
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  • That's a new keening of rong

    Submitted by AlexAmazing on Sep 22, 10 at 11:27pm
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  • Way to rep the 419

    Submitted by dakota985 on Sep 22, 10 at 10:37pm
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  • @fogitnozzel you are so right ahaha we are good

    Submitted by jplush on Sep 22, 10 at 3:26pm
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  • @Schlock Win.

    Submitted by StitchedLink on Sep 24, 10 at 2:49am
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  • Haha this would so be me

    Submitted by codebreaker93 on Sep 22, 10 at 8:11pm
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  • You need to step up your game.

    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 22, 10 at 6:54pm
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  • Donna? I'm sorry Eric won't stop talking about star wars. It's time to play dress up. Then he won't have to talk about it, he can live it!

    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Jul 27, 12 at 5:21pm
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  • If he was still taking about star wars then u weren't doing it good enough

    Submitted by chiefs19 on Oct 17, 10 at 8:19pm
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  • This is fake, it sounds forced and a general attempt of "how can I get on TFLN". There hasn't been a new Star Wars in years, and what would he be saying about it while getting head? If he was a geek, a girl who says "cock in my mouth" wouldn't be with him.

    Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 22, 10 at 9:55pm
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  • FUCK YEAH!!

    Submitted by SkankyJedi on Sep 22, 10 at 2:36pm
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  • Had to have been Matt.

    Submitted by batmansgotham on Sep 23, 10 at 11:17pm
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  • You suck at sucking cock and first

    Submitted by superhead on Sep 22, 10 at 2:14pm
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  • Please tell me you are a guy??? He is not worthy of your precious mouth if you are indeed a female. Star Trek people are all losers

    Submitted by Fakeasshittexts on Aug 21, 12 at 10:58pm
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  • As long as turnabout was fair play with my fandom, I'd marry him.

    Submitted by 1time_2many on Aug 19, 12 at 12:47am
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  • And you can't suck cock cause you're not from long island. Sorry hunny but you don't give good head and have awesome sex like us.

    Submitted by jplush on Sep 22, 10 at 2:20pm
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