she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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