party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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