whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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