1st 5:52 I was thinkin' the coffee actually because a bit of caffeine before a workout (especially cardio) is good for endurance. I keeps me a little stash of iced coffee in the fridge for just such an occasion.
it does have something to do with last night. they are obviously hung over. the iced coffee and banana are aiding in curing the hang over. and the dumps are obviously drunk shits. therefore, i agree, life is good.
Have you ever had the batteries leak and explode while you're ramming your vibrator mercilessly into your ass? It's sure is FUCKING ANNOYING.
- The FUCK Guy
WHATEVER FOOLS. it feels hella good to take a nice, unscented, firm, cooperative dump. and if you wipe and there aint even a mark after? holy fuck it can make someones day.
whats sadder?
that the site hasnt been updated in fucking forever or the fact that ive been on this site so much today that i know it hasnt been updated
ok where to start first who gives a fuck if your first on a anonymous site? and why can't you fucking yawn inspiring fuck bags at least post something as well? your just as lame as who every sent this fucking text, as in how exciting must your life be to tell your friends i had an iced coffee an banana and took 2 shits, your all boring as fuck and should do the world a favor and just die.
please delete self now.
Seriously, FUCK GUY is fucking annoying. What are you? 8?
And in response to the post, I don't think the iced coffee or banana are for work-out or hangover. I think it was to poop. Considering both coffee and bananas are diuretics. Just like eatinga shit-load of fiber or laxatives.
this site needs a new moderator to make sure stupid texts like this dont make it and so re-re's like the fuck guy and shit girl dont do stupid copy and paste crap all the time.p.s.the first! shit has gotta stop too
"Daddy, what did you do in your free time as a kid?"
"Well, dear, I went on anonymous websites and copy-pasted large amounts of profanity. They called me 'The Fuck Guy.' "
"You suck, dad."
5:41 god DAMN you make me so happy to be me. I mean... wow. Oh and iced coffee + banana doesn't really seem to be hangover cures 5:25, that sounds more like workout fuel to me or something.
omg some people are really effed in the head... posting numbers on public sites. you and the people who actually call deserve to be slapped upside the head with a wrench.
Alright 6:25, I'm just having some fun at the expense of all the tightwads on this site, but really, you're just downright disturbing.
Love,
-The REAL FUCK Guy
6:17 Is obviously not the FUCK Guy, as I use much more proper speech than that jibberish. That's the contradiction about me, you see, I speak properly yet I cause trouble for everyone like an idiot
-The REAL FUCK Guy
5:41, you seem awfully emotionally invested in something that is really as little of importance as I care to think of. Calm down man. Perhaps skip the TFLN that you don't think is funny and go to the next. It will probably make you laugh a little more and fix that sour mood of yours.
what the fuck is going on !!! fuck all the copy past enthusiasts, lets get back to bashing each other and starting random pointless arguments with ignorant fools about sex and drugs!!!!
where is the world headed :(
actually 1:18 it's not. everyone IS anonymous regardless of the fact that it applies to everyone. therefore there is nothing incorrect with the use of anonymous
EVERYBODY, CALL 330-261-6301 HIS NAME IS JOE POTKANOWICZ (pronounced pot-kan-o-witz) if u dont believe me, call and listen to his voicemail if he doesnt pick up.. just fuck with him.. please
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