Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Randomize
