Maple flavoured condoms would be amazing, I would buy them too
I thought this text was hilarious, it's one of the few I actually laughed out loud with, Canadians rule!
Also 519 is not 70% of Ontario, I'd never even heard of it before this text.. I'm from 613 :) We're the best of course!
4:50 exemplifies why I love Canadians. And all the best sex I've ever had was with them. Never been treated like shit by one either, unlike most self-serving cowardly American boys who have absolutely no respect for women. Living near the border is one of the few good things about living in Michigan.
Heh...I refer you to Pierre Burton's definition of a Canadian "Someone who can make love in a canoe without tipping it over." Very Canadian? yes. But it gets more Canadian than that.
Hey, if Americans can be all "BOO-YA!" all the time, why can't Canadians? It's about time you 519ers got it right. And 11:07, clearly you've never been with a Canadian!
my bf's a hockey player, and if he ever wanted to fuck anywhere remotely near his hockey gear, I'd probably puke
that being said, this is the BEST tfln I've ever read. BRAVO CANADA
note to self...tell boyfriend i wanna fuck on his hockey bag... i'm from canada and i effing love it!! only been with an american boy once and trust me the canadians all do it better ;) can i just say, i've wondered why they don't make maple syrup flavoured condoms. i would buy them!!
4:50AM -I'm from Chicago and I seriously loved that Ala-ifuckMySister-bama hahaha.... Canadians are so much more chill then Americans. Love em. Keep on playing you dusters!!!
Actually 807 and 705 make up over 70% of the area codes for Ontairo. 519/905/416/226/289, etc. are just a very very small part of the provinces area codes and all in SOUTHERN Ontairo. Its is a big province and doesn't stop in Barrie! GOD I hate people who think Southern Ontairo is all there is to our big, beautiful province! Go on a road trip! You will be AMAZED how big the province actually is!
i love americans always lippin n shit.. canadians will drink americans under the table.. get some real beer or some real liqs u pussies.. any how.. i kno kno what im puttin on my to do list.. by the way 519 isnt 70% of ontario.. i didnt even kno it was apart of ontario lol.. im 905 btw..
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