i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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