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  3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!

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• Super glue was originally invented to seal wounds on the battlefield. Just so you know

  Submitted by justsoyouknow on Oct 20, 11 at 11:13am

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  • I hope that you created this account just to make this comment. I also hope it becomes a meme.

    Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Oct 20, 11 at 11:53am

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  • Much better than the russian guy! Keep it up :)

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 21, 11 at 5:50am

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• I think it's also in those disolvable stitches.

  Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 20, 11 at 12:41pm

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• ARE YOU SURPRISED YOU BROKE A CONVERTIBLE ROOF WITH THE WEIGHT OF TWO PEOPLE? Ragtops are not that strong. It was a dumb idea but still epic night...

  Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Oct 20, 11 at 10:40pm

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• Shouldn’t be banging fatty’s on the hood of a convertible anyways

  Submitted by ck24 on Oct 20, 11 at 2:01pm

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  • They said roof not hood

    Submitted by joyceam110 on Oct 20, 11 at 9:34pm

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