people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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