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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.

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Look at all you assholes on your high horses. My dad always said, "Don't turn them down, turn them face down."

Submitted by rick_scott on Jan 7, 11 at 7:52pm

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- that's a real man right there
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Jan 7, 11 at 8:30pm
  
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- best saying I've ever heard.
  
  Submitted by RyanM on Jan 11, 11 at 12:18am
  
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Did she take her teeth out for you?

Submitted by Valkyrie on Jan 7, 11 at 4:28pm

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- Didn't get turned on until I read your comment...
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Jan 7, 11 at 5:15pm
  
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Thought she was 6'2

Submitted by MartianVirus on Jan 7, 11 at 5:22pm

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Dont set off her life alert button...

Submitted by blite on Jan 8, 11 at 11:06am

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Does that mean her breast implants are older than you?

Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 8, 11 at 2:11am

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Hey, if he liked it, it was a good night.

Submitted by EmoInPink on Jan 7, 11 at 5:28pm

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Mom? Mom is that you? Oh God Mom put your shirt back on!

Submitted by Spanly513 on Jan 7, 11 at 7:31pm

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Too bad her boobs were around her knees.

Submitted by officespace on Jan 7, 11 at 4:41pm

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even the manwhore isnt sure about that decision

Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 7, 11 at 5:05pm

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Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?!

Submitted by wizardbayonet on Jan 8, 11 at 12:39am

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Once you go grey there aint no other way.

Submitted by 425represent on Jan 8, 11 at 11:08am

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Breaking hips!

Submitted by buddhaman99 on Jan 7, 11 at 8:32pm

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62 isn't that old anyway and boob jobs have been around since the 1890s. What's the big deal?

Submitted by Celyn on Jan 7, 11 at 5:22pm

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Can u say GILF

Submitted by steven2raw on Jan 7, 11 at 11:46pm

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What's up, silver fox?

Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on Jan 7, 11 at 5:11pm

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@6:02. Fake boobs sink.. Real ones are the ones that float.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 11 at 6:30pm

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oddly enough fake boobs stay perky and nice when you get old ive been told anyways...kinda freaky

Submitted by yfz501 on Jan 7, 11 at 5:48pm

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Was it tung involvd

Submitted by adah on Jan 7, 11 at 9:40pm

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@425 that's the whole line "Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, got a little Hiro Shima on my ball sack."

Submitted by colan08 on Jan 8, 11 at 6:26pm

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way to make Milwaukee look stupid as hell ha

Submitted by stephariel920 on Jan 7, 11 at 5:26pm

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Cougars like everything big

Submitted by jeqdc on Jan 11, 11 at 10:04pm

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@ wizardbayonet: got a little Hiro Shima on your ball sack?

Submitted by colan08 on Jan 8, 11 at 2:36am

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The lady's old!!!!

Submitted by SovietMotherland on Jan 9, 11 at 12:58am

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Gross

Submitted by trahb on Jan 8, 11 at 1:43am

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I'm really hoping you're dyslexic and mean she was 26

Submitted by Phys on Jan 8, 11 at 1:35am

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that's something not to be proud of..

Submitted by bongrippa on Jan 7, 11 at 4:45pm

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5:48- The silicone ones look like wrinkled baseballs but stay perky!

Submitted by phlebmommy on Jan 8, 11 at 12:25am

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this is only ok if you're 42 and in that case you are too old for this site!

Submitted by 843chickeeee on Jan 7, 11 at 4:39pm

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- Nobody checked my ID at the door, and I think this site is hilarious. Don't forget that you'll be 62 someday, and you might even still like sex.
  
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@ wizardbayonet...got a little Hiro Shima on your ball sack?

Submitted by colan08 on Jan 10, 11 at 10:29am

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@12.25, not really, ever heard of the terms double bubble or snoopy nose?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 11 at 8:37am

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At least she won't drown in the bathtub.

Submitted by ambur on Jan 7, 11 at 6:08pm

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If you're 70 or older, congratulations!

Submitted by MartianVirus on Jan 14, 11 at 1:04am

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62 equals all bad. even with a boob job

Submitted by iluvmy65 on Jan 8, 11 at 3:17am

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5:48- I'm a CNA

Submitted by phlebmommy on Jan 8, 11 at 12:23am

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Gags

Submitted by livetodisco on Jan 7, 11 at 7:20pm

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@colan08: no that lines from grandmas boy. The movie.

Submitted by 425represent on Jan 8, 11 at 11:12am

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Yall are a bunch of pussy mother fuckers, apparently the guy had a good time. A wise man told me when he married his wife, her pooter looked like a beautiful peach with the seed out of it, he looked again 30 years later and it looked like a mudhole with a wagon track through the middle. This guy went muddin, good for him!!

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jan 8, 11 at 9:08am

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'What's up, silver fox?' I laughed so fucking hard. Like I can't even.

Submitted by callyforniaaa on Aug 29, 12 at 6:03pm

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That's really disgusting. Why is she 62 getting a boob job? www.sftlolz.com

Submitted by Flyers108 on Jan 7, 11 at 5:16pm

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Submitted by rick_scott on Jan 7, 11 at 7:52pm

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Submitted by MartianVirus on Jan 7, 11 at 5:22pm

Submitted by blite on Jan 8, 11 at 11:06am

Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 8, 11 at 2:11am

Submitted by EmoInPink on Jan 7, 11 at 5:28pm

Submitted by Spanly513 on Jan 7, 11 at 7:31pm

Submitted by officespace on Jan 7, 11 at 4:41pm

Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 7, 11 at 5:05pm

Submitted by wizardbayonet on Jan 8, 11 at 12:39am

Submitted by 425represent on Jan 8, 11 at 11:08am

Submitted by buddhaman99 on Jan 7, 11 at 8:32pm

Submitted by Celyn on Jan 7, 11 at 5:22pm

Submitted by steven2raw on Jan 7, 11 at 11:46pm

Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on Jan 7, 11 at 5:11pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 11 at 6:30pm

Submitted by yfz501 on Jan 7, 11 at 5:48pm

Submitted by adah on Jan 7, 11 at 9:40pm

Submitted by colan08 on Jan 8, 11 at 6:26pm

Submitted by stephariel920 on Jan 7, 11 at 5:26pm

Submitted by jeqdc on Jan 11, 11 at 10:04pm

Submitted by colan08 on Jan 8, 11 at 2:36am

Submitted by SovietMotherland on Jan 9, 11 at 12:58am

Submitted by trahb on Jan 8, 11 at 1:43am

Submitted by Phys on Jan 8, 11 at 1:35am

Submitted by bongrippa on Jan 7, 11 at 4:45pm

Submitted by phlebmommy on Jan 8, 11 at 12:25am

Submitted by 843chickeeee on Jan 7, 11 at 4:39pm

Submitted by Ivychilde on Jan 7, 11 at 8:53pm

Submitted by colan08 on Jan 10, 11 at 10:29am

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 11 at 8:37am

Submitted by ambur on Jan 7, 11 at 6:08pm

Submitted by MartianVirus on Jan 14, 11 at 1:04am

Submitted by iluvmy65 on Jan 8, 11 at 3:17am

Submitted by phlebmommy on Jan 8, 11 at 12:23am

Submitted by livetodisco on Jan 7, 11 at 7:20pm

Submitted by 425represent on Jan 8, 11 at 11:12am

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