Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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