I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Randomize
