Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
