Christians are straight up FREAKS
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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