Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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