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  What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?

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• Why not start a trend so guys that attend your wedding will know what to wear?

  Submitted by porksword on Apr 24, 12 at 3:26pm

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• Whatever one you want to be buried in.

  Submitted by porthos9438 on Apr 24, 12 at 4:55pm

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• Backdoor brown

  Submitted by FiestaEddy on Apr 24, 12 at 3:15pm

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• You're acting the wrong question. You should be asking what suit is best in order to bang a bridesmaid

  Submitted by Phys on Apr 24, 12 at 6:55pm

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• Backstabbing Blue

  Submitted by alienmonster on Apr 24, 12 at 3:06pm

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• Something that matches her meat curtains.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Apr 24, 12 at 3:20pm

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• There is actual etiquette for this. Wear anything metallic that is pronounced like a large gold chain, or metallic tie or jacket. It is a homage to prima nocta of medical times were nobles had a right to bang the bride before she was married. Anyone in Spciety circles will get it.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 24, 12 at 5:31pm

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  • Which led scotland to burn most of england to the ground

    Submitted by Malicius on Apr 25, 12 at 8:07am

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• It's prima noctra

  Submitted by FiestaEddy on Apr 24, 12 at 8:31pm

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• Red.

  Submitted by bakobell on Apr 24, 12 at 3:10pm

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• pimp suit purple

  Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 24, 12 at 7:25pm

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• What Not To Wear: wedding edition

  Submitted by eyelovecupcakes on Apr 24, 12 at 7:08pm

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• White with black pinstripes

  Submitted by maverick2512 on Apr 25, 12 at 2:53pm

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• probably similar to color dress for "I banged the groom"

  Submitted by lonstar11 on Apr 24, 12 at 4:40pm

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