Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We left an ass print on the piano.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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