Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I would fuck him just for his dog
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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