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  The key to alley sex is drunkeness.

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• for your sake, i hope the second key is protection.

  Submitted by grenadewizard on Jul 1, 11 at 2:49pm

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• The key to the alley funk you just got is lots of antibiotics

  Submitted by Deebo5050 on Jul 2, 11 at 2:37am

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• Alley-key? <tool-nerd joke>

  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Jul 5, 11 at 9:19am

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• And hobo bed sex... And skatepark sex...

  Submitted by darkethernaut5 on Jul 1, 11 at 4:53pm

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  • ...and golf course sex...and theater sex...and restroom sex...and confessional sex...

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jul 1, 11 at 7:14pm

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• They don't call it "sex" when it's just you there, my friend.

  Submitted by TubeSounding on Jul 1, 11 at 6:49pm

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• Not enuf alcohol in the world to get me to fuck Kirstie Alley

  Submitted by mr_sphincter on Jul 1, 11 at 10:48pm

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