is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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