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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life

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Were sorry epik, now let's discuss those daddy issues...

Submitted by Rosser56 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:51pm

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Rosser56-- agreed...

Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:53pm

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Epikchick....be nice. You sound bitter.

Submitted by Leaf on Jun 29, 10 at 4:50pm

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@guidette79 they said plain, though. Like without anything on it, not in a plane. I wish the app would let you reply!!

Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 29, 10 at 4:50pm

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- my bad, so embarassing
  
  Submitted by guidette79 on Jun 29, 10 at 5:59pm
  
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Thank you, TFLN'ers. I got to read all of your funny diss posts about EpikChick before I had to actually read her bitchy post. FTW

Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 29, 10 at 8:21pm

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If your life is that messed up Epik. Get off TFLN and go see a therapist.

Submitted by beegoe on Jun 29, 10 at 5:55pm

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loneliness sucks, but onions rock.

Submitted by jltc on Jun 29, 10 at 5:25pm

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Damn thats some nasty shit!! i mean jack yo dick or play with yo snatch...do what the rest of us do when we lonely...if u must eat eat a damn galon of ice cream!!

Submitted by MrWatts82 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:33pm

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@shotgunsmile09\n......wow.lmao.ur funny.we should so be friends.xD

Submitted by EpikChick on Jun 30, 10 at 5:19pm

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I heard that ogres are like onions

Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 30, 10 at 2:46pm

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Wow...LOSER!

Submitted by Bloodknight on Jun 29, 10 at 4:24pm

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That sux for u

Submitted by cooleokid on Jun 29, 10 at 4:59pm

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It's on here cause this was a pretty bad last night. As in most likely it was their last night on Earth.

Submitted by UrbEx on Jun 29, 10 at 7:16pm

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How high were you? Fuck...

Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 29, 10 at 4:26pm

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- well they were in a plane, so they must've been pretty high... ;)
  
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  - not only is that not funny... its not correct at all. reread the text you dumbass
    
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Has my dog passed through here by chance?

Submitted by willmus on Jun 30, 10 at 1:05am

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Pretzels

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 9:00pm

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Ha nevermind my phone screwed up

Submitted by memyself on Jun 30, 10 at 12:39am

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Try pretzels

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 10:54pm

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Puke.

Submitted by tishany on Jun 29, 10 at 8:22pm

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So I guess epikchick's comment isn't on here anymore...I feel like I've missed out on something....

Submitted by memyself on Jun 30, 10 at 12:36am

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wow epikchick, u do sound rather bitter.I take it your panty hampster has gone missing huh?

Submitted by arcangelo on Jun 29, 10 at 5:04pm

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You should have eaten pretzels

Submitted by fyizzle on Jun 29, 10 at 4:44pm

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where the fuck did you get an onion?

Submitted by guidette79 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:24pm

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- a grocery store... a farmers market.. a garden.. HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU???
  
  Submitted by mystomachurts on Jun 29, 10 at 5:03pm
  
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  - woah buddy, relax. no need to have a fucking conniption
    
    Submitted by guidette79 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:00pm
    
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Fuck*

Submitted by EpikChick on Jun 29, 10 at 6:26pm

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You guys are mean!!!

Submitted by natt on Jun 29, 10 at 5:49pm

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Wonder why your alone ehhh?

Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 30, 10 at 8:48am

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Real Smart. Everyone knows smelling like onions is a turn on.

Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jun 30, 10 at 11:25am

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This text is excelleawesome, screw what EpikChick says. In fact, I'm adding it to my favorites.

Submitted by regalbeagle on Jun 29, 10 at 5:32pm

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WTF does eating onions have to do with being single? I'm single, should I be eating onions?

Submitted by Clockwork on Jun 30, 10 at 9:21am

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You're eating onions and spotting dimes - I dunno what's going on.

Submitted by amonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 9:25pm

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This is the funniest text on this site.

Submitted by anonmyous on Jun 30, 10 at 10:29am

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LOL to all the comments about me bn bitchy.iget it.sorry for not makin you all happy.

Submitted by EpikChick on Jun 29, 10 at 10:03pm

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- Damn right you're sorry.
  
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@epikchick Stop bitching, little emo.

Submitted by heyychitown on Jun 29, 10 at 5:17pm

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Sounds like George from Seinfeld

Submitted by elpintogrande on Jun 29, 10 at 9:58pm

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Go fuck yourself dickwad

Submitted by E82Stud on Jun 29, 10 at 4:33pm

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Haha nah, I'm not bitter.or emo.and idont need a therapist.I'm just entitled to my opinion like all of you are.thanks.and btw we all have issuees.mine are no different than most of yours...so I don't need a therapist any more than any of you.chill.if u think ur perfect fiat urself

Submitted by EpikChick on Jun 29, 10 at 6:23pm

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Well hey, all I can tell u is that's a great way to STAY single

Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 3:47am

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Love you

Submitted by Lebanese_Spice on Jun 30, 10 at 2:10am

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Now go out guy/girl searching, but don't brush your teeth beforehand. Onion breath is such a turn on!

Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 30, 10 at 2:07am

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That's the healthiest shit a person could do, eat a whole raw onion!!!

Submitted by eet424 on Jun 30, 10 at 12:06am

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I like how the focus of these comments is on one ineffably angry person instead of on how gross it is to eat an entire onion. RAW. Just my opinion. I prefer them grilled.

Submitted by acsims on Jun 29, 10 at 6:37pm

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Eating an onion shaped plane would be pretty cool though...

Submitted by UrbEx on Jun 29, 10 at 7:14pm

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grosssssss

Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 30, 10 at 1:20am

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Who the fuck eats plain onions. What are you filming Holes 2: Return to Onion Mountain

Submitted by AdolfHeilHitler on Jun 30, 10 at 6:08am

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At least your health is improving...

Submitted by greenkid on Jun 29, 10 at 6:40pm

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What.the.fuck.woww.okayy.who gives a shit.I got my own fuckn problems.no one cares about ur fuckn onion eatn lonely ass self.sorry.why the fuck is this even on tfln.??

Submitted by EpikChick on Jun 29, 10 at 4:25pm

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