it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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