goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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